Paul Sutton

Husband, Father, & a Well-Rounded Idiot

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers

[connor @cg_410]

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”

[Paul Sutton @suttonp28]

@SaladinoWR1D Pass, Ball, Bingo

[John C. Dvorak @THErealDVORAK]

John C. Dvorak
April 5th, 1946 - July 20th, 2026

https://t.co/QXRqwwAv5P

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Well this is awkward.

cc: johnsongus on ig

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Former #Titans RB Chris Johnson, aka CJ2K, announced on @GMA that he has been diagnosed with ALS at age 39.

Heartbreaking.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[HavanaSyndromeEnjoyer @PsyopBound]

That makes 13 scientists

[Chip Roy @chiproytx]

Merry Christmas. In 1946, C.S. Lewis penned a Christmas sermon in which he wrote: “All over the world… men & women will meet on December 25th to do what is a very old-fashioned &, if you like, a very Pagan thing—to sing & feast because a God has been born. You are uncertain whether it is more than a myth. Well, if it is, then our last hope is gone. But is the opposite explanation not worth trying? Who knows but that here, & here alone, lies your way back not only to Heaven, but to Earth too, & to the great human family whose oldest hopes are confirmed by this story that does not die?” #MerryChristmas2025

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

You can tell this is from a movie because no one has been this happy at a Titans game in years

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

Some poor 5th grade teacher, grading the worst WW2 paper ever turned in when it suddenly starts talking about World of Tanks and Nord VPN for no reason.

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Competitive Oklahoma drill sounds like the best sport ever

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

One of the things they don't tell you about parenting:

Your 4-year-old will make your 2-year-old cry constantly.

And you won't see exactly what happened.

You'll be ~70% sure the 4-year-old outright hit the 2-year-old.

But theres a 30% chance it was an accident or the 2-year-old hurt herself.

Asking them to explain what happened is a fools errand.

You'll never know the truth and you have to just make a decision on how to handle it.

[Austin Nelson @austinnelson]

You try being a Titans fan

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[CAMmander WARD 🫢🫳 @CammanderWard]

If you weren’t with us at 0-4, don’t be with us at 2-15 🔥🔥🔥

#TitanUp

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

Drones form Pope Francis's face above St. Peter's Basilica during the 'Grace for the World' concert, featuring Andrea Bocelli and Jelly Roll singing 'Amazing Grace,' as part of the third World Meeting on Human Fraternity, September 2025.

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

NFL Redzone in 2025

[stone cold steve exhausted @blvckcement]

I know Deshaun Watson was nervous as shit lmaooo

[Henry @seminole4life22]

Georgia should teach this to players when they see their teammate reaching for the car keys after a night out