Gentry

the only ethical consumption under late stage capitalism is eating an asshole | PhD

[kat @ervis_2000]

declined

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

you know when you do all these things and it's weird and not as fun because you're actually in the first person view not the third person view lol

[𝘿𝙚𝙫 ✏️ @DipsumValley]

That shit is NOT saying "Thank you very much" 😭

[lana @Mysticlana_]

@DipsumValley

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[addison rae chewing gum returns @horsebjork]

bitch you think you can scare me? im from fucking modelland been through a lot of shit there

[Plastic Aloud @PlasticAloud]

can you can you can you survive modelland

[MrDeez @MrDeez1004]

people talking about a smash announcement got me thinking of this gem again

[do you feel like you’re a part of it? @NONBlNARY]

toby fox talks like a translated famitsu interview. its always some shit like “Ah… it’s rather ominous, isn’t it? [Laughs] Let’s all think wonderful things instead!”

[alex🦭 @indycudy]

Orisa if she came out today:

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Maybe he broke up with her because he’s not into fat girls

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

We employed hundreds of VFX artists who all killed themselves

[Yain @I_Am_Yain]

@phlegmme "See I'm walking straight, kid, it's called ambulation
But you can't, cos you've had ..."
<points mic at crowd>
Crowd : A COCK UP YOUR ARSE

"And I can show this crowd my abs at no cost to me
But you can't, cos you've..."
<points mic at crowd>
Crowd : HAD A COCK UP YOUR ARSE

[⛤✸Vivian✸⛤ @Rain_MakeFair2]

I'm painting my anti-mouthwashing wings into mouthwashing shipping fluff to attend mouthwashing high

[Errai @errai]

(ragebait for World Devourers) I’m stuffed lmao completely demolished this planet

(satellite photo of Earth, somewhat barren but with most forests and oceans still intact)

[𝖝𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖝 @hicksinferno]

Still one of my all time favorites

[Pardon My Pain 𓅻 @PardonMyPain]

Omg lolol Incredible 😆