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LSE➿SAT➿AGS➿FAI 📺@kay_jmay

[kat @suupaK_MART]

Ew

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

@realDonaldTrump Not available????? I planned my whole day around this. I don’t want to miss a word.

[kat @suupaK_MART]

*lives in Alaska*
Still gets excited about grocery stores back home and my husband has no idea why

[kat @suupaK_MART]

@themightymayer3 @Thekeksociety Hell. No. Bad vibes bro

[kat @suupaK_MART]

@themightymayer3 @InternetH0F @themightymayer3 Smart man

[kat @suupaK_MART]

@bertkreischer @themightymayer3

[kat @suupaK_MART]

I’m almost never actually succeeding in my dreams, there’s always something I’m falling behind on, forgetting, or worried about

[kat @suupaK_MART]

@themightymayer3 @PardesSeleh I hate people

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: Norfolk Southern train has derailed in Ohio, residents ordered to shelter in place, large hazmat teams spotted

Prayers for the people of Ohio.🙏

[kat @suupaK_MART]

@kyle_freimuth Thank youu ☺️

[kat @suupaK_MART]

I have like 4 twitter followers who actually know me so, hey twitter: I’m prego

[kat @suupaK_MART]

I’ve finally been able to gain weight, over the last 3 months I’ve gained about 10 pounds. By the end of this month I’ll be up to 130 at this rate

[kat @suupaK_MART]

My boss asked me to start making Facebook posts for the business. After a few weeks, he’s been giving me compliments left and right on the creativity of the posts. I’ve been having AI write the posts from the very beginning 🫣

[kat @suupaK_MART]

I allow myself a small portion of white cheddar cheez-itz every day to snack on while working, but every time I finish that portion, I get depressed and want to eat the entire box. Send help.

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

For my pals without Instagram ‼️

[kat @suupaK_MART]

My twitter feed is literally just people getting the shit beat out of them and I’m content with that

[kat @suupaK_MART]

More musicians/ comedians need to come to Alaska. I feel like we’re the most depressed state and need that night of serotonin boost more than anyone

[kat @suupaK_MART]

At least 30% of the time I spend in the shower, I’m pulling hair off my hands and putting it on the shower wall

[YMH Studios @YMHstudios]

.@tomsegura always knows what gifts to give @bertkreischer for his birthday. 🎁 🎂 #2Bears1Cave https://t.co/V5Y7vP3Cx5

[kat @suupaK_MART]

I forget that I’m an adult almost every day and I’m almost 27 😬😅