Shayla

donut enthusiast

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

“three days ago he broke up with his girlfriend and euthanized his dog to leave void of emptiness inside that he could fill with hot dogs and buns”

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

all i want to do is nap on I-65

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

i love her so much i’ve been giggling all day about her response to this dimwit

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

i don’t wear matching earrings ever. i tell people it’s because i think im cool. in reality, i have no fucking idea what i did with the other earring and i had to improvise

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

so my address
just look up the jail

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

i’ve decided to just cry when people talk to me so they walk away

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

texting socially exhausts me more than actually being around people lmao

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

idk what i was going through but i stand by that

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

everybody but the people who work at wendy’s can fuck off

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

the difference of a man using butchers twine or saran wrap as a belt is real. one is worse but maybe just dont fuck a dude who forgot their belt.

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

first Bill Skarsgård and now fryboy just making every woman’s fear of clowns flip a switch once a year is unfair

[Mineral Cup #MinCup @MineralCup]

#MinCup25 Round 3 Match 1 (i.e. QUARTERFINAL 1!): Colourful phoenix #haüyne goes against heavyweight industrial powerhouse #hematite.

Results: https://t.co/OpFI52VE1X
Vote: https://t.co/FAaJJsiArR

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

i think i’ve been alive forever but only remember the parts where slam is involved

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

does anybody else treat the pin option in their messages like myspace’s top 4

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

“no bacon sub catfish”

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

when i look at lemon im instantly reminded to get another lint roller

[N @NotNassif]

Morning

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

breakfast af

[Shayla @suureyeaah]

i can’t find a man to date because i keep finding boys to take care of