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[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me immediately analyzing my feelings instead of feeling them

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

incredible thoughts are being thought around the world

[g @34rths]

I wish strangers lingered after the movie ends in the theatre and debrief the movie together

[Hanny Hendrix @HansTheTrapper]

unmuting for a quick chuckle is peak corporate psychosis

[• @yducknow]

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Conspiracy theorists after every single of their theories is proven right this year

[brat @codeblcv]

Toronto really gave us 19° sunshine, crazy rain on Wednesday & now a snowstorm all in the same week. Speed-running all four seasons I see

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

"please don't be weird at dinner."

Me one drink later:

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Buddy flipped the camera to share his reaction 2026 isn’t real

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

when a man send u a reel… and ur like why would u ever think i would find this funny you absolute idiot

[Muchai Michelle @MuchaiMichelle]

I’m actually the perfect victim for rage baiters bc wtf are you on rn

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

me filling the room with negative energy bc i don’t wanna be there

[jake @jakesjr7]

By the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

“You handled it so well” Thanks I don't remember 45% of my life

[erica @ericanextdooor]

hey guys do you think it will ever be warm again

[۟ @onreadermode]

Can we normalize saying we love a book without remembering anything about it.

[Aaliyah Ali @aaliyvhali]

what a privilege it is to be overwhelmed by the opportunities I once prayed for.

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

“Can we jump on a quick call”

[Lamp @8sanaaa8]

@mar3uss Have yall never played tennis on the Wii ?