Suzanna P

massage therapist, crafter, hooper. she/her. unicorn.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

I just made a magical sparkly world for my tiny unicorn. Isn't he cute.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

I want to punch #cricketdesignspace in the throat so hard right now. The old design space was better, but still bad. How is Silhouette to use? @silhouetteam Do they have a shitty proprietary design software that sucks to use as well?

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

Prolly just hiding behind the sofa and keeping really quiet when they stop by unannounced. Like everyone else who doesn't wear pants at home.

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@superkaysdad I read on the Intertubes that people no longer eat cottage cheese anymore. I eat anything with cheese in the name and I'm glad I'm not alone eating cottage cheese. Not ready to add pb though.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

It pisses me off that it's 2020 and my bank won't allow me to make international transactions without jumping through hoops. I've got news for you @Southernbank1 I've got mad hoop skills.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@sticklady1 @SnowXwonS @bronxquotes @ImaTouchole2 @mumsintheattic @grumpstress will you be adding goat pacifier to your resume?

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@Jwheels_74 she probably had to poop

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@rebeccadiana_ this is me like once a week. you think i'd be used to it by now, but nope.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@K2togetherSSK @merbrebner am i the only one who wore the slips that had that lacy section at the bottom so that when my slip showed i could pretend it was on purpose?

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@catblossoms @merbrebner exactly this. but i would only wear the full dress style slip as outerwear, not the skirt style.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@nolaT504 @ljs39 I wants to touch his furs.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

I’m so glad my legs were crossed or I would’ve wet the bed, y’all.

[SavageRealm @SavRealm]

CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt... who tf we owe? The Decepticons?

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@mjcbarnes @Ballpit_Gangsta Girl, eat the butter. Margarine is not healthier. I had to eat margarine growing up. Then when I was adult I discovered butter. Never. Again.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@Crazysorts I wonder if it’s like when you get into the elevator and someone with digestive issues has just left and then the next person to come in thinks you’re the guilty party.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@KylePlantEmoji What?! It’s not flour. It goes in the cupboard.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@sticklady1 @SnowXwonS Presents?!!

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@UnseelieMe

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@ljs39 I used to just walk from Hines or Ruggles or take the 39. Unless and E just showed up.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@MelissaFloBix We lift up our ribs. We lift them up to our mouths.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@MusterPod Oh I’ve always enjoyed her and had a lot of fun at her shows. But I liked the Dresden dolls years better. I can see how she’s not for most people though.

[Suzanna P @SuzProvo]

@elanglois2002 @tashakaminsky @coffeespoonie https://t.co/TP4vldFH6O this reminded me of this ever so true video