Denise

Be kind to everyone, starting with yourself #TheBloggessTribe

[Denise @grumpstress]

@Carvana Our car was supposed to be delivered at 9 am this morning. Seven minutes before delivery we find out it's been rescheduled to 2 pm. This on top of a three week delay. Y'all need to change your slogan to we'll drive you crazy.

[Denise @grumpstress]

@slothanova @katie_blaze @CBoom909 @AllieStormborn @Lattesdotter11

[Denise @grumpstress]

Me: my lips are kinda blue. Do you think they're blue?

Hubs: yeah they're a little blue

M: I can't possibly be that cold. I wonder if my O sat (SpO2) is low?

H: haven't you eaten like four of those blue mini candy canes

Merry Christmas everyone from a silly woman!

[Denise @grumpstress]

@theresasaylor Well that’s helpful. Holidays can be really hard. If listening to carols was all it took then we would be a nation of the happiest people ever.

I hope you feel less sad soon.

[Denise @grumpstress]

@Rook_Killjoy Pines are truly just looking for a reason to fall over. Awful trees. Especially near housing.

[Denise @grumpstress]

@theogany @ilikeyourtalkin Worth knew how to make a gown.

[Denise @grumpstress]

Genuinely gasped out loud when I read this. As a young child I knew not to touch the fabric scissors under penalty of <mom glare> and other scary things.

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

[Denise @grumpstress]

@Rook_Killjoy It either wasn’t that bad here or my sleeping pill worked great!

[Denise @grumpstress]

@Rook_Killjoy Yeah me too

[Denise @grumpstress]

@Rook_Killjoy We had shutters thwapping against the side of the house. Really surprised they stayed on through all that.

[Denise @grumpstress]

@caroljude @Emily_Rosina Happy early birthday!

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

bat, france, 14th century

[Denise @grumpstress]

How cool is this? Absolutely love learning little things like this.

[Jason Bittel @bittelmethis]

🤯THIS JUST IN🤯

When asleep, glass frogs HIDE THEIR RED BLOOD CELLS INSIDE THEIR LIVERS, which are covered in GUANINE-CRYSTAL DISCO MIRRORS that scatter light & make the frogs 2-3 TIMES MORE SEE-THROUGH.

🪩🪩🩸🩸🩸🐸🩸🩸🩸🪩🪩

Study in @ScienceMagazine https://t.co/Jew9w6YgT0

[Denise @grumpstress]

@Rook_Killjoy Yeah last night was a bit loud.

[Denise @grumpstress]

I wondered why everything seemed so weird. My thumbs keep going to the places they’re used to going but the buttons are all wrong.

[kenny gesserit 🦝 🦝🦝 @KennyGesserit]

UI design is my passion

[Denise @grumpstress]

@Skepticscalpel So much fun.

[Denise @grumpstress]

@elsrdelosaritos All the twists and turns! The last 20 minutes felt like both six hours and 10 seconds at the same time.

[Denise @grumpstress]

This has been an incredible World Cup final! Like one of the announcers said I don’t smoke but I think I need a cigarette.

Wow.

Just… wow

[Denise @grumpstress]

@barefootboomer It was wild!

[Denise @grumpstress]

@missmulrooney @tracesthings My cousin used to say lasterday and it was so adorable that for a time all the adults in our family deleted yesterday from their vocabulary and used her version instead.