SuzyQwrites

California girl born and raised
🏳️‍🌈☕🐈🛼♉

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@lizzo 💯

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I've been on the HR side of it and yes, they'll be posting an ad to hire your replacement before your body is even cold

[kp, BS, MS 🎓 @Ayoo_Kess]

my coworker passed away yesterday and they were about to fire him for not showing up, these jobs do not gaf about you bro…. choose yourself.

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When I think of disappearing and starting new somewhere far away, 8 wonder how many people from the Missing Persons list did that. I'm sure there are a few.

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@GavinNewsom I was told remote learning was not approved by you. My high school sister and sister who is a 4th grade teacher are both infected. This could've been prevented.

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My sister who is a teacher just tested positive 🥺

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Someone with quick wit, sense of humor and sarcasm 🤤😍🥵💦

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"I once put things back so I could go in the hot queer’s express lane 😆"
My friend's response to the meme below 😂 #queerlife

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My boss' email today started with "hope everyone is having a productive week" and it just rubbed me the wrong way. Coworkers are getting infected daily, our vacancy rate is the highest its ever been and those of us who show up are over worked.

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Showering together is overrated. I need my space.

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Real text from a public high school student when I asked them about distanced learning:
"My teacher says they don't want to shut down because they'll lose money"

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@EllisJersey @knightfall1980 @PeteWestPark Win for the she's and they's!

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@EllisJersey I've only seen 2 of these. Need to watch the rest!

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@EllisJersey Is iZombie a good series?

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@EllisJersey Of Mice & Men
Les Miserables
The Scarlet Letter

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Seriously thought they were potatoes when I scrolled past, had to come back and get a 2nd look 😂

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

when you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month

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Correction, now 13 people. WTF!!!

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All of 2020: I personally knew 3 people who got covid

9 days into 2022: I personally know 7 people who tested positive

Stay safe everyone!

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You're never as honest as you are in the moments after an orgasm.

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"Going above and beyond" is code for "doing extra work without getting compensated".

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Your job deserves the bare minimum this week. Choose you.

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Rate your boss from:
10- Would be invited to your wedding
1- Would schedule a 4:30 PM meeting on the Friday before a 3-day weekend