Elsie Sandwich

Unfluencer • 2-time Grammy award nominee

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

gay

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

do NOT train yourself to start noticing all the plastic products around you worst mistake of my life

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

George Lucas' real power is that, like Adam, he has the ability to give creatures their True Name.

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

first they came for the streamers

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal officials subpoena political streamer Hasan Piker.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I don’t understand “hangry”. Why should hunger sour your mood? Are you not grateful to be ailed at long last by something with a name?

[angie❤️‍🔥😶‍🌫️🪷🪬🍉🌻🧋🍁 @st00perduck]

A professor at Harvard walked into his classroom holding a fresh hot Hamburger. He asked to the class, "who among you would say that this famous sandwich constitutes an Unhealthy dinner?" the students laughed nervously, and every student put up their hands in agreement,

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

This is why I argue Catholicism is an ethnoreligion like Judaism and Islam. If you were born Catholic, you’re never not Catholic even if you’re not Catholic

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

When I briefly worked for the parks department in Baton Rouge they’d be like “Spray some Roundup on the creek banks. Can’t have em getting too messy with all them weeds” and then everyone in the community would die at like 45

[brynn🕳️ @brynnposting]

where are we going with this my brother

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

unfortunately I cannot stop myself from making stupid jokes no matter how beautiful the woman in my bed is

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

was walking by the riverside with my girlfriend and she said, "i was just walking by this same river earlier today." all i could do was laugh. who's gonna tell her?

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[onion person @CantEverDie]

“it’s giving war crime” with the super southern accent is insane lol

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

[Gala @PolePolerized]

Explicarle como funciona el estrógeno inyectable a Kurt Cobain

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Cranking hog or hogly cranking

[zach @blip_tm]

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Had no idea he transitioned. Says a lot about the world that Biden didn’t feel comfortable living as her true self until after her presidency 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

downed america pilot, while in the shape of a swastika, surrending to a man with a stick. come on dude. zero subtext, only text. it’s three days into the iran war.