SuzySchu

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

Awh just watched #Blonde on @netflix and it's superb. Whether you know about Marilyn or not. 10/10 ❤️

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

Been playin music quiz for a solid week with MrSchu on the ole Alexa. He thinks I'm a musical pariah but I bin cheating tf using @Shazam 🤣🤣

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@gregjames an #askthenation question... Warm toilet seat..yea or ney
... on my side depends on lingering odour pmsl

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@SkyNews @joncraig Is it Boris...

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

Why was Emily wearing a robe...#EmilyInParis2

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@StephLunch All the more time to read this evening too eh 😅 #facebookdown #whatsappdown

[Faisal Islam @faisalislam]

The biggest Control-Alt-delete ever…

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

Never doubt your decision to keep a landline 😂
#facebookdown #whatsappdown

[MuscleSquadron @muscle_squadron]

#FacebookDown Twitter trolling WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook … 😂

#Serverless #whatsappdown #facebookdown
#serverdown #messenger #WhatsApp

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Facebook-owned Whatsapp being down is a reminder that you and your friends should probably be using a more private, non-profit alternative like @Signalapp anyway (or another open-source app of your choice).

It's just as free, and takes like 30 seconds to switch.

#facebookdown

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@BBCNews Or...teach people not to rape and murder other folk...ffs🙄

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@dannyhowarddj

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@BBCR1 please play Bicep Apricots. Gr8 memories of lockdown festivals for one and really enjoying your show. Chill Fri after long week at work 🙏😘

[Carly Wilton @Liath74]

Waited to post this as I needed to calm down first. I popped into a local pub on Friday evening as I didn’t feel like cooking so thought I’d grab dinner on my way home. It was fairly busy but I found a table and ordered food and a drink.

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@theJeremyVine Yet we are supposed to feel flattered and grateful to these 'men' that they find us attractive enough to comment. Young girls think it's a win when this happens and many 'modern' men still just don't get it!!!

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@theJeremyVine @campbellclaret @mikeparry8 @StormHuntley @SmoothCB Maybe cause if they do win it'll be non stope boastfulness every time they got into any tournament. Although to be fair would be a change from the gazillion 1966 mentions....

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@BritishAirwaysT giving the pre-flight chat about safety measures in place and how they have implemented social distancing. Have they fek! Currrently on a full plane on the runway going nowhere for at least 30 mins! 😳😵 #deathplane #COVID19

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Just don't blame us if we're boozy before you get here

[SuzySchu @suzyschu]

@AlanFinn16 Hello. Keep your chin up x

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

I'm afraid I have some bad news: https://t.co/28DQb8i1CF