Suzy

Retired credit union. Dem in red state.

[Suzy @suzyx31]

Seems like it would be nice if journalists all banned together and didn't attend his press releases. How would he react at just being ignored? They could just replay previous press info since it never changes. Same old crap day after today.

[CNN @CNN]

CNN reporter Betsy Klein was denied access at the White House on Saturday morning and her press pass was seized, one day after President Donald Trump announced that he was "banning" CNN, MS NOW and Politico. https://t.co/zqx4UsY65S

[Suzy @suzyx31]

@MarkW121957 @gtconway3d 😆😆😆

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Yesterday, we lost a cherished member of our family.

We got Sunny at the start of our second term in the White House, and all of us – including our first dog, Bo – immediately fell in love. We also had trouble keeping up with her, for Sunny was a force of nature. Athletic and full of boundless energy, she leapt over the hedges on the South Lawn like they weren’t even there, chasing squirrels, birds and anything else that moved. And whereas the way to Bo’s heart usually involved a treat, Sunny was more interested in having us run around with her, roll on the floor with her, or have her belly rubbed for as long as we were willing.

She loved the girls, even if they were pestering her when she was napping. She loved our team, and would often follow them around, helping them on the job. She was fiercely protective of Bo, who she rightly sensed wasn’t always as alert and attentive as she was. She had her eccentricities: other than Bo, she preferred people to dogs; she was a loud and sloppy drinker; and despite being a Portuguese Water Dog, she hated getting wet.

But as far as our family was concerned, she was pretty much perfect, and for thirteen years, she would be by our side – always loyal, always sweet, always ready for adventure, still fiery and gorgeous till the very end of her days.

We will miss her terribly, and imagine she’s with her big brother now, making sure he’s okay.

[Dr. Dave @drdave1999]

If you crawled into the septic tank at an appalling MAGA house and dug thru disgusting mounds of decaying human waste, do you know what you’d find?

The soul of the Republican Party.

They’re not just incompetent and corrupt. They’re PURE EVIL.

No one worse has ever lived. EVER.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

L’Shanah Tovah to everyone celebrating the first night of Rosh Hashanah. Wishing you a sweet New Year filled with peace, happiness, and prosperity.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the backyard to show them who’s boss.

[Daniel Silva @danielsilvabook]

Shana Tova to you as well…

[Suzy @suzyx31]

@oelma__ If not now, then when.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This. ⬇️

[Suzy @suzyx31]

I'll help you with bail money!

[Shannon🇺🇲💙 @DEFendFURiously]

Am I the only one who wishes they could punch that motherfucker in the face right now?

[Suzy @suzyx31]

@Simi_2210_ 20

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?"
Me: "Holy shit, yes of course…I had no idea we were that close."

[mariana Z @mariana057]

When you say you don't drink, everyone insists you have one.

When you say you don't eat meat, everyone tries to feed you steak.

But say you're broke...

and suddenly no one offers anything.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or no longer poisonous?

Asking for a friend…

[Suzy @suzyx31]

So people were building golden statues as a tribute to a man in his 20's no one had ever heard of yet?

[Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸 @magachrchpastr]

@kimballmd I’m not gonna do your research for you. Just do a simple Internet search. Pretty sure it was back in the 80s.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

DEMOCRATS CANT STOP TRUMP, THEY HAVE NO POWER IN DC BECAUSE SWING VOTERS GAVE REPUBLICANS CONTROL OF BOTH CHAMBERS AND IF YOU WANT THAT TO CHANGE, VOTE FULL TICKETS FOR DEMS THIS FALL.

[Suzy @suzyx31]

It’s beautiful. Grandpa probably has cataracts and can’t really see it. Tell him to go have his eyes checked.

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

So apparently white
Americans in
Minneapolis are putting
Mexican flags on their cars so
ICE agents waste time pulling them over.
They call it
ICE fishing.
🧊 🎣