male : he/him : scalie : autistic/adhd : chronic retweeter : aspiring artist, worldbuilder, and lover of reptiles of all shapes and sizes : pfp by @Knuciuc
Introduction post yay!
My name’s Svelk or Dominic, and I’m an artist, worldbuilder and occasional writer! expect lots of scalies, sci-fi and just reptiles in general
Some poor 5th grade teacher, grading the worst WW2 paper ever turned in when it suddenly starts talking about World of Tanks and Nord VPN for no reason.
@Designatedkitty if you collect it and just keep it in your inventory like i do it's a nearly endless source of cloth for crafting
same goes for pencils for wood as well
Lizard of the day: Banded tree monitor!
An Australian species! They're rather small for monitors and are arboreal. They have a highly potent venom, which they acquired through selection pressure: their prey tends to break free easily, so they need to subjugate it just as fast.
Why did so many games from 2013 - 2015 have those completely useless gimmicky add-on apps?
GTA V and iFruit, Dead Rising 3 and Smartglass, Fallout 4's Pipboy, Battlefield 4 Commander, AC Black Flag etc etc
Pretty sure all of them are dead in 2025, what a waste that was
idk who needs to hear this but alcoholism jokes that middle aged people share are so fucking unfunny
"mommy needs her wine ☺️" no mommy needs to get help for her alcohol addiction
i remember when i was a kid there was an edited (?) version of this where it was a bunch of those cars in a traffic jam and honking, and instead of the normal jumpscare it was another one of the cars honking
it was so funny to me back then i wish i could find it
This famous advertisement for the German coffee drink company K-fee first aired on television on April 30, 2004. The "Wide Awake" campaign featured serene driving footage in a seemingly calm natural environment, which then had an abrupt visual and audio shift designed to simulate the jolt of intense caffeine.
Average person: "hey does anyone know where I can get a good full size keyboard"
Mechanical keyboard hobbyist: "actually you want this instead, it saves desk space and you don't need those extra keys anyway"