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@MythoEesland Vissi ekki að Bónus grísinn væri halal

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@Panegyrick @FrenlyOfficer Neither do you, look up African Ghost DNA (an unknown group who probably split from homo erectus, just like neanderthals did)

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@SandyofCthulhu MicroProse in the early 90s! Did you have a hand in making Darklands with Arnold? Did anyone ever solve the weird color palette bug that turned your characters into garish clowns?

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@kunley_drukpa Is he sucking the soul out of that noble dog?

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@Sverrirhelga95 Föðurlandsvinur

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@Sverrirhelga95 Afhverju er Ísland ekki að gefa út svona fína tölfræði? Þykir það of rasískt? Ógnar tölfræðilegur sannleikur einhverri hugmyndafræði?

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@Sverrirhelga95 Smá yfirlit um hverju má búast við þegar Palestínskt fólk býr í Norrænu velferðarsamfélagi: https://t.co/2uN4tfLbzc

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@Sverrirhelga95 Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo.

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@lordmiles After Haiti you should recover and recycle all the telecom cables connecting India... For the environment of course

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@Swamp01Monster @iamyesyouareno White marble statue and it will be called Venus de Shiloh

If you press a button on the pedestal it says the word of power

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@BornLik23266 @9mmsmg Wait, not yet! We need to deport all of them from the West back over there, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 they can wipe each other off the map

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@SamParkerSenate @AshaLogos Help my front wheel is stuck in the p0rn pothole and the rear one in the retard hole

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@benaveryisgood Remind him of your Samson-option: starting a jokeworldisbad bluesky account

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@kunley_drukpa Fauns*

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@kunley_drukpa

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@RealBtwixt @MorgothsReview You don't understand the cucko egg metaphor he used, look up Brood Parasitism.
Cuckoos sneak their egg into another birds nest so the other birds use their resources to raise it. America wouldn't be a cuckoo too.

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@BornLik23266 Isn't it hard to craft a helmet if you're an amateur blacksmith? I've heard that but haven't looked into it myself. But the sagas take place shortly after colonization so maybe they were handing down heirlooms from the Old Country?

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@BornLik23266 No, just poor. Maybe those that went East (to Norway) to serve the kings came back with good equipment.

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@BornLik23266 Chain hauberk and a metal helmet? Dyed clothes? What is this, lifestyles of the rich and famous?
My murderpeasant ancestors (barely vikings anymore) made do with undyed wool and bare heads!
(screenshot from Útlaginn 1981, Saga of Gísli Súrsson))

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@Mockingsfvalues @eyeslasho Don't go to an Indian rub n' tug