tiffany

I'm in search of the perfect pineapple pizza. Juicy but irrelevant.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

38. Tapestry - Carole King

#100BestAlbums

[tiffany @svartho]

@HarrisTeeter Also "in food with love" ??? What does that mean ???

[tiffany @svartho]

@HarrisTeeter I had been meaning to write a letter begging Harris Teeter to never change its logo. But alas, I am too late.
Unless of course you scrap the project now, halt rebranding costs, and then lower your prices.

[tiffany @svartho]

Bees are fish

[tiffany @svartho]

Please change ur name to The Sacramento Fish @sacbee_news

[The Sacramento Bee @sacbee_news]

A 1970 act explicitly protected “fish.” Now, it includes bees. https://t.co/xaMD68d0oT

[tiffany @svartho]

when that vaccine kicks in and you get the shivers and aches

[tiffany @svartho]

it appears i was wrong and oh-so-naive back in 2017

[tiffany @svartho]

GROUP 👏🏼 PROJECTS 👏🏼 FOR AN ONLINE 👏🏼 CLASS 👏🏼 MAKE 👏🏼 NO 👏🏼 SENSE

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

When you see a MoonPie

[tiffany @svartho]

which is more american

[tiffany @svartho]

why aren't parasols called sunbrellas

[tiffany @svartho]

A0099B my favorite color is the bruise that won't go away
https://t.co/YJdi5af4Xw

[tiffany @svartho]

PETITION TO ADD SWIMSUIT COMPETITION TO NATIONAL SPELLING BEE AND ADD A SPELLING BEE TO MISS AMERICA PAGEANT

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

if you feel sad just remember that the earth is 4.5 billion years old and you just happen to exist at the same time as spaghetti

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

*swirling capri sun around in a glass like a fine wine*

what year is this
"that's a 2014 pacific cooler"
ok just bring out the whole pouch

[tiffany @svartho]

why we gotta walk all the damn time can’t we just scoot?

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

greeting cards are such a bangin way to greet someone

[Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre]

Our nightly fireworks display is so exciting you're not even supposed to watch if you have a heart condition.

[The Paper Kites @thepaperkites]

Our new album 'On The Train Ride Home' is out TODAY!
This is the first of TWO ALBUMS we'll be releasing this year.
The follow up album 'On The Corner Where You Live' will be out this August. https://t.co/sZspGRl4ma