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crawl, walk, and then run.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

They tried to correct her in the cs, but she insists on being ignorant.

[Ifeoluwa Aboyeji-Ogundeji @ifeaboyeji]

But cleaner can enter 🌚

[subzer0 @svbxero]

Weirdo

[subzer0 @svbxero]

Cheating mainly has to do with discipline, but I get your point.

[Sweet Magnolia @favouryuwa]

Forever on the hill that you cannot cheat on a person you love.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

I pity you gan if you don’t believe her.😂

[Tatarin @FuturamaViews]

She’s been texting and video calling me every single day for the past six months, yet she still swears she doesn’t like me and just wants to be friends 😂😭

[JM @jayhemz]

When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.

Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.

Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.

An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.

I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"

Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.

But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.

But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

If e no deficit nko?

[B.Fisayo @Omo_wunnmii]

Calorie Deficit ❤️

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@omowunmi1998 It’s frustrating.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

You watched that video and this is the caption you could come up with?

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Habby forex almost crashed his Ferrari. Which kind play be this?😂

[subzer0 @svbxero]

Woman funny gan

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@ArewaAdebukolaa If you want to, you will.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

What happened to outing?

[is_bukky 🎀 @ArewaAdebukolaa]

I like this guy. I mean, I like everything about him. He’s tall, dark and handsome, even the way he walks! O sexy gan! but he’s broke. Like, really broke! 😂 But I don’t think that has changed how I feel about him. If anything, I think I like him even more. I’m thinking of inviting him over for some conversation and drinks. I’ll definitely sort out his transport fare, both to and fro. 😉

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@bobsnotyourunc Hmmm

[subzer0 @svbxero]

Did Harvey ever crack her?

[DXC🎬 @DramaXCine]

Gina Torres in 2005 vs. 2026 👑✨

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@cip_rin_ Not sure they did.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@Kvngtyler3 @blaqboo_ I think that was the closest he got.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@Hor_Lar0 Ohh

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@KeneChiiii 🤣🤣

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@blaqboo_ Ohh. I thought he did at some point.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

That tweet had more than one interpretation sha.

[subzer0 @svbxero]

@Intellectual_OT Only God know the kind machine you dey press to sew clothes