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.𓍊𓋼𓍊𖡼.𖤣𖥧 riddim rat 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊𓋼.

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

No one told me that once I get older, the weather app will become a part of my routine.

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

they should raise the age of consent to 20 just to see who get mad

[HIM @MrSkeemo]

😂

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

scientific fact

[Softboy @softcreateee]

now apple…. why the hell would "mfhgv4-qqytrz-fr2qwf" be a good password????

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i wish tomorrow was Friday. i don't have energy for this week

[𝙰𝚜𝚑 @YukonFenty]

Now that we’ve gotten Bieberchella and BieberFIFA, we need Bieberbowl to complete it

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Non-cat owners don't know that you're actually supposed to annoy your cats a little bit.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[PraiseClip @PraiseClip]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[anny ꕤ @petalsbieber]

everyone is always like “you had to be there” for any era but i feel like for jb believe era you really just had to be there i’m genuinely sorry if u weren’t

[The pets only 🐾 @Thepetsonly]

Everyday 🙀

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult