Johan Svenungsson

Johan Svenungsson - Married, three kids, Microsoft Dynamics 365 consultant and Partner at Accigo.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: White House lawyers are warning that if a blue wave occurs in the midterms, the stress of being investigated, impeached, and turned into a lame duck on the global stage could give Donald Trump a heart attack or stroke.

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@studiomannen En kanadick som inte nämner Börje...?!?

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@RituRathaur @realDonaldTrump And you really believe him?!?

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@elonmusk Like Trump calling "fake news"... 😂

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@elonmusk Buying votes? Really? I thought USA was a democracy...

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@brkldh Kul Martin! Det bästa skrået... 😉

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@elonmusk You know nothing about communism if you think democrats are communists.

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@studiomannen Individuellt... Ja alla satt i alla fall inte bak i en sopbil! 🥰

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@Pobrehm Historielösa och okunniga...

[Fredrik Wikingsson @fwikingsson]

Om nu den här dan deppregnar bort, ta då chansen att äntligen se denna. Ni är många som slarvat! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Bret Baier: “What do you say to that female independent suburban voter who feels that way to win her back?”

Trump: “First of all, I won in 2020 by a lot. Let's get that straight. If you look at all the tapes…When you have people stuffing the ballot boxes on tape…” 🤡

[Johan Svenungsson @svenungsson]

Familjen samlas till #melfest bara för att drabbas av den totala kollapsen appen i @SVTmelfest. Får först ingen inloggningskod och sen lyckades jag logga in i 1 minut. Utsparkad bara för att sedan få beskedet att jag försökt logga in för många gånger... Kunde inte rösta alls! 💩

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@ahesselbom Podcasten som fick mig att se ljuset! Och lämna kyrkan...

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@studiomannen Jag kontrar med ett modernt (skrivet 1994) "masterpiece"... https://t.co/KqfRM5FS2Y

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@Pobrehm SL behöver dessutom bli hårdare i förhandlingarna med utförarna. För låg kvalitet = inga pengar. Och resenärerna borde såklart kompenseras på motsvarande sätt.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[(((Tendar))) @Tendar]

Albanian Prime Minister, Edi Rama, has a sense of humor which is exactly my taste. Absolutely great.

#Albania #Russia

[Krisinformation.se @krisinformation]

🚨Var uppmärksam på information som skapar starka känslor – det kan vara någon som försöker påverka dig!

Spridningen av desinformation har ökat i samhället, främst i sociala medier.

🔎Var källkritisk och sprid inte rykten.

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[Johan Svenungsson @svenungsson]

@gronalund Menar ni på fullt allvar att om man följer med sina ungdomar till Grönan och som förälder inte har för avsikt att åka någonting, så kostar det ändå 499 kr?!? Varför finns inte "Endast entré"? Jag är inte intresserad av vare sig "Ticket to Ride" eller "Ticket to play"!

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@criticacogitan1 @GostaHulten Varför inte? Hon är där i egenskap av att vara statsministerns hustru, inte i sitt ämbete som präst. Hade hon haft ett annat yrke så hade hon sannolikt inte kommit "tjänsteklädd".