you should be allowed to call out of work when your partner is too warm, cozy, and impossible to let go of in the morning. some mornings are simply meant for staying wrapped up together a little longer
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
fuck my stomach hurts and idk why i only had hot wings 5 cigarettes a diet coke 3 miller high lifes an airbar diamond and absolutely no water ugh what the hell