nestle sucks

for an extra $18 fee, i won’t spray poison on your food

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

People losing the beautiful art of telling someone to shut the fuck up in the movie theater is heartbreaking. This is one of the times you get to be an asshole publicly and you’re 100% in the right and everyone will agree with you.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[rose @himeseul]

no disrespect to this lovely girl but this is kind of a perfect example of how there is no such thing as subversive hyper feminity

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i think trees like when we look at them. like yes… witness me. i have been here a very long time…..

[nestle sucks @svnsetkhan]

@RealityBent I used to call this being "ethically vegan", eating scraps if it'll go to waste, eating my aunts backyard chicken eggs, etc

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[🧃🥤🧃 @jusdcanneberge]

“Bras shouldn’t be mandatory”

“Well ME and my GIGANTIC MASSIVE HONKERS cannot go without a bra, unlike you FRIED EGG MOSQUITO BITE bralette brigades”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Emily Dickinson, The Complete Poems

[✒️ @Literariium]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i wanna know what a spider thinks when it rebuilds its web for the third time……like is this resilience…..or just routine at this point

[cece 𖦹 @blueasmrr]

sunlight magic

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

It’s May and everything matters

[nestle sucks @svnsetkhan]

@colligocritters Ducks

[paige @BonerWizard]

3yo told a stranger at the gas station I let him drink gasoline as a baby

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them.

We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken.

And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

[Stupid Twink @ThisStupidTwink]

self taught