Crazy einstein

Getting to know myself and others

[marina @bloodmajicks]

alcohol makes you human again and weed makes you into a concept

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

Took a dab for the first time in two years and watched Obsession an empty theater — Feeling Generally Unwell.

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

Your pussy tastes like water chestnuts

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

Does your father drink Michelob Ultra, or does he drink Busch?

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

When a kike slave says something so fuzzphobic and phazerphpbic all you can do is hit them with the Corgan stare

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

3x5 sets of listening to goyim speak
3x5 sets of paying taxes
3x5 sets of respecting your mom
3x5 sets of believing in love again
3x5 sets of trying to listen to the Grateful Dead

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

My final resting place

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

i wept because my dick was small until i met the man with no cock at all

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

You was the best of all time at the time though

[Veronique @prettier_sister]

If you’re considering abortion because of Down syndrome, please look at this photo first.

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

They simply cannot be effective

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

Happened to me one second ago

[Dr. Dustin “Dusty” Johnson MD @DustyJohnson84]

The random guy who asks you for bag in the bar bathroom:

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[:p @UnkleDell]

they saying 29 is the new 23

[Crazy einstein @svrrendering]

What happened to him. Was he raped by aliens. Was he put on SSRIs and given Ritalin

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

flirting with a girl and I told her I’m gonna rape her and she got triggered

what the fuck is wrong with women these days