Neil

💤

[bonk @f4irymo4ns]

coronas smell and taste like weed

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

It’s crazy how upstate New York is one of the most beautiful places in America while simultaneously being full of the most singularly depressing towns and cities you could ever imagine.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[¿¿¿ @lamesolly]

Its scary how you could be interacting with people that be eating Filet-O-Fish

[UKEME @uktherula]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”
The Bitch 😩:

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

a completely different world

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Airbnb has lost me. I'm so done with them. These Airbnb hosts have curfews, quiet hours, chore lists, and cameras pointed at every entrance now. I'll be at a hotel.

[Dimitri Revolt @reality_revolt_]

The World Cup final was a Masonic ritual marking the death of the old monetary system and the birth of the New World Order’s programmable currency. Learn the codes , watch my Series https://t.co/mwPcLunQ8L

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[LLF @laligafraudss]

Football is scripted

A Spanish fan in the USA discovered a children's book from a few months ago that predicted the Spain Vs Argentina Final

According to the book, Spain defeat Argentina 2-1 with an 85th minute winner

[bophie @sophiabophia47]

It’s 100 degrees, everything is AI, my fruit gives me diarrhea, the air is unbreathable, and weed is still illegal

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.