Izzy

[Alejandra MA. @heyyosoyale]

Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo

[maddy #AKA1 𖤐 @gh0stsnaps]

i’m stealing the fuck outta this caption thank you jevon holland

[Izzy @svrux_]

@joey_dimes100k Joey come back the kids miss you

[n 🍫 @peso4short]

first in my bloodline to stress over parlays

[marg! @mukhpilled]

is that a box of macarons in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

[T @robrrie]

the knee brace stays ON during sex

[yc @yc]

Not sure how I’m supposed to pray five times tomorrow AND get a sex change but trusting in allah

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay

[Mark Kim @MarkJKim_]

About to get my COVID vax card PSA graded

[sprat✨ @eternalbrainrot]

“is that the—“ “the limited edition leggo my eggo calgary flames jersey? yes. yes it is.”

[Sniperrr @btcsniperrr]

I rather hit a parlay then have sex

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

"Touchdown against the Jets"

A phrase heard in both hockey and football this Sunday

[Up1™️ @damnITdamee]

☐ Single
☐ Taken
☑︎ Losing Parlays By One

[N @nordman__]

Everyone driving slower than me is a retard and everyone driving faster than me is a maniac

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”

[Trashed Panda @RailroadRaccoon]

White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress

[alex #CURSEWARSOFSKY @askyvezina]

"we're two cheeks of the same ass that make up the Pacific Division"

[Dreamweaver @DreamweaverOnX]

can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore

whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on

[Joshwelt @weltszznn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof