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i’m on twitter, i’m just not on twitter

[SⒶL (?/39) @b0nes0fsal]

watching yoursef get fatter and uglier everyday

[Tired Monk @itswforwumbo]

checked my bank account and realized I have to actually start budgeting

[8N @aidenstwt]

rotating between twitter, tiktok, and ig

[Selene🌙 @PradaOrSelene]

dentist said i gotta cut down on diet soda

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

norway: omg we can't lose this match
england: omg we can't lose this match
bellingham & haaland:

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Rue WAKE UP!

[ꕤ @pinksgroove]

nate losing a toe is karma for pulling a gun on maddy idgaf if it was 5 years ago #IDONTFORGET

[patt @INMYHEADPATT]

how the end of the month feels after putting things on your credit card

[paul @paulswhtn]

Rue telling this dangerous man her life story

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[@@@@@ @meltingsorbett]

tana got that fefe

[frogein @frogein]

tap for the original brainrot

[jen⁷ GOT BUTTERFLY @smilefics]

me acting like i don’t care about the ticketing tomorrow so my queue number will be 1

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

The baby has activated

[inactive @inbaefix]

this is literally how i look

[g @34rths]

I just realized I am also just a coworker in someone else's story.......

[m @skitzocat]

ive been liking any tweet with this lil guy😭

[em 🎀 @emmytweetedit]

me in the mirror 20 mins after crying my eyes out cuz swag never ends

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

VERONICA open the open the door please veronica open the door