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Flew into space 🌌

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

In a world of curated blockchains and corporate L2 fairy tales, #Kaspa stays feral and ungoverned ... the last real cypherpunk network.

But don’t worry, $Kas is still $shite.

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

@thekaspaonion Balls. @binance is a shitcoin

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

BREAKING: The “official” #Kaspa account is unofficial, the unofficial account is official, and nobody agrees who runs anything.

Trying to decentralize an X account might be the most $Kas thing ever.

Still $Shite though.

[Gonzo.𐤊as @Dr_Gonzo_K]

@thekaspaonion @FinanceFreeman @kaspaunchained @hashdag Called it.

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

#Bitcoin gave up on the base layer, sold the narrative, sidelined miners and fooled users.

#Kaspa? Still trustless, still L1, still the cypherpunk vision.

$kas is still $shite though.

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

They sold out to layers and lobbyists, while #Kaspa stayed raw, fair, and trustless.

The last real cypherpunk project …
But yeah, it’s still a shitcoin.

$kas is $shite

[KasBTC | HUB21 @kasbtc_krc20]

Announcing the next staking pool with @Kaspa_is_Shite 💩

Finally, a way to turn something valuable into absolute $SHITE... and then back again! The circle is complete. Get your $KASBTC staked! It’s the first time in history you can literally trade digital gold and silver for digital... well, you know 💩💰

Have fun with the new KasBTC/Shite and Shite/KasBTC staking pools on @KaspaCom ⚡

#Kaspa $KAS

[The Kaspa Onion ꓘ @thekaspaonion]

Everyone can flush at the same time on kaspa

If everyone flushes the same time on Bitcoin .... Poop, and high transaction fees.... Everywhere
https://t.co/1fuuzHq0M1

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

@thekaspaonion Everyone flushes.
Bitcoin floods the streets.
#Kaspa keeps flowing.

$Kas is the $shite one though. Right?

[The Kaspa Onion ꓘ @thekaspaonion]

Kaspa is more than diarrhea
Its $shite
https://t.co/6ipslPnA6v

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

@thekaspaonion Shite.

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

Happy Birthday #kaspa!

You may have solved the trilemma, broken world records and hit a $1b mc faster than any asset in history ... still $shite though.

Here's to the next 4!

$kas

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

@hashdag @binance They handed out trophies for frogs and vaporware while the real cypherpunks walked out the door.

Some choose to play in the casino. Others build soverignty.

$Kas is still $Shite though.

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

@christy23_7 They tried to rug #kaspa. But all they can do is cope ... because you cant rug what's fair, fast, and free.

Its not this shitcoin's fault #Bitcoin turned itself into a relic. Guess it should have kept evolving and showing "natural growth".

$Kas is still $shite though.

[Yonatan Sompolinsky @hashdag]

@binance,

Thanks for including me in the top 100 blockchain people list, appreciate the signal!

I must decline the Dubai invite though. I do not wish to disrespect, but many of the award voters are avid kaspians who rooted for my kaspa status at least as much as for my research. Let them win or count me out.

Crypto has turned from a euphoric cypherpunk project to a house-friendly casino. You may not be the culprit, but as a top player you hold the lion’s share of the responsibility to correct this, and the October crash your USDe oracle glitch helped trigger adds to what needs to be addressed.

There are three classes of crypto, as @mert put it recently: commercial crypto, casino crypto, cypherpunk crypto. <<Binance should hold a privilege policy for the latter.>> A TBTF CEX should know better and play a different game with hardcore crypto projects.

When binance lists a green frog three weeks post its “launch” but skips a fair-launched-Nakamoto-Consensus-100ms-upgrade-ATH-top-20-the-only-nonbitcoin-marathon-mined project, this is not merely binance rationally calculating; it is also binance molding the market in a way that is alas misaligned with the roots of the movement.

You may feel that kaspa’s sovereign money thesis is boring – that bitcoin is already money and that implementing an internet-speed bitcoin is useless - fine. Wrong but fine. But what’s the thesis for the green frog?

Money is a classic chicken-and-egg product. It is a scam up until one moment before tipping point, “most of the value comes from the value that others place in it.” Considering your resources and influence, I think it's safe to say you can serve as both the egg and the chicken and make it worth your while to push sound attempts towards tipping point.

@cz_binance tweeted recently that “strong projects will be listed.” But binance is part of what defines "strong", it bears responsibility for the market’s compass and impulse and definition of strong. It is not a read-only entity.

Binance listing fees are legit, they are just unfit for category cypherpunk. Kaspa devs and early supporters fairly mined less than half what satoshi and hals mined. We don’t have a 20% ZEC-style founders’ reward or protocol-enforced dev fund; this is not a jab at ZEC and the wonderful @Zooko, who was crashing in my car on a late Thursday back in the low ZEC MC days – if somebody deserves to win it is zooko – but assuming binance is not taking a maxi bet, it should revisit its relationship with hardcore crypto.

We are here through bull and bear, ICOs NFTs XYZs; and we are the source of confidence that restores faith and capital inflow post meme-induced or CEX-induced crashes.

Please fix this.

Thanks again,
hashdag

cc @michaelsuttonil

Exhibit A: Binance Innovation Zone
Exhibit B: 10 bps Nakamoto Consensus

[The Kaspa Onion ꓘ @thekaspaonion]

😂😂😂😂

The community has spoken!!!

Kaspa is a $shite coin

Let me run the @kaspaunchained account
https://t.co/4ZKH3lRB5E

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

@thekaspaonion @FinanceFreeman @kinglou4ever @kaspaunchained @coinbase @BitCoinBro6969 They said “give the account to @thekaspaonion!”

So we did.

It may only last 30 minutes before getting suspended, but it’ll be pure decentralized carnage ... truth bombs, chaos, and zero filter.

Because if you’re gonna burn, at least burn bright.

$kas is still $shite though.

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

I can handle volatility, trolls and bear markets. But blind faith cosplaying as fact? That'll have me reaching for a bucket.

This shitcoin prefers physics over marketing gimmicks.

$kas is still $shite though right?

[Kaspa is $Shite @Kaspa_is_Shite]

When #kaspa dips:
"It's “going to zero.”

When #bitcoin dips:
“Uhh… actually this is textbook accumulation phase inside a larger bull structure within a grand supercycle.”

If this is how fundamentals are judged, then everything is $shite.