swordman

he who wanders

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

@apoorveth sophisticated teams gain significant edge through symbolic searching

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

many seem to think sandwiching is illegal, it is in tradfi, it is not in crypto.

It is pretty much a reg arb.

sandwhichers act on publicly available information, transactions in the mempool. They do not act on any privileged information, it is an open market

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

suddenly all of my crypto friends have become sports analysts

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

@chang_defi There isn't one

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

Had a great first date and she hasn't replied to me in 4 days. I have filed a missing persons report with the police.

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

Just bought a paraglider. I've never paraglided before. Am I going to die?

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

Everyday I wake up excited to talk to my homeless friend and play daily word wheel

[sgp @stogolp]

why does 2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4 ??? someone ran out of ideas when they invented mathematics.

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's got writer's block

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

migmist going private is my 9/11

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

friend tech but it's jebus instead of racer

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

@0xlippit 🤣🤣

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

Just asked a homeless man for his Instagram. I think I'm retarded

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

I'm not winning son

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

just got scammed in person for the first time in a long time #thriving

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

ratspeak is the modern day dating app

[swordman @sw0rdmann]

@neerajjj6785 Evacuate the country.

[Noor @noorrietje]

the point of life is to do drugs in your room by yourself while getting liquidated on perps