Sam

[lu ♡ @guccikyoto]

me desperté con dolor de garganta

[onyx 🍂 @natsukibashi]

she don’t gaf 💀💀💀

[the hot biscuit @neeneeruth]

I already RTd this but I need to reiterate after 2 midday cocktails that this is truly the hottest body type imaginable to me and if you are cute in the face and funny and got this sorta thing going on I AM INTERESTED

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Watching the homeless guy already day drinking while I’m on my way to work

[aleks @fancyyaleks]

gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks

[priscilla (alt) @seashell_luvr]

I love how senior cats look ruffled and scruffled, like a well-loved plushie.

[♱ @H111GHH]

my very first vocal stim 😭

[Orangutandrea @Orangutandreaaa]

Okay sit still while I do your lobotomy

[dj @djzmbieatr]

he replied to the story i made for him specifically

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Seems legit.

[Joshua Minsoo Kim @misterminsoo]

really beautiful when your flight gets cancelled and you see everyone again the following morning. like pissed-off summer camp.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Girl: He’s drinking. Again

Orchid: ugh. laaameee. One sec babes.

Girl: ?

Orchid: just called in a bomb threat to every gas station and liquor store in a 20 mile radius. Now who’s ready for pesto salmon?

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

no no no no no no no no fuck no no fuck please no fuck please no please don't let it be true please no no fuck no no no no no no

[josh @cybersnitch]

The mass suicide oh they were #OverIt

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Santi Ruiz @rSanti97]

I did literally nothing to provoke this

[gavin @hellsupermarket]

accidentally packed up my water bottles so i’m going to the gym with this #TheBearOnHulu

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

Was just fully shat on by a seagull in front of a family of French tourists who all - in unison - said “noooooon.” Thank you to that family.