SW340

Expectation without effort is called entitlement

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

Golden Retriever Refuses To Leave Park

[Drew @drubov]

Why yes I would like to see a 14’ gator clean the restroom

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

McDonald’s Fried Apple Pie: Dear younger Americans who’ve never eaten these: they’re hotter than the center of a volcano. And if it ever drops onto your little league uniform it will melt it (true story). Proceed accordingly.

[Bill Connelly @ESPN_BillC]

Taking something that already existed (director of analytics, in this case) and cramming “AI” in there to make it seem cutting edge. College football really is like every other industry.

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇩🇪🇳🇱 @WillyFoosball]

Never forget 1-11 Oklahoma State scored more on Oregon than Texas Tech did

[Paul Pabst @PaulPabst]

Pete Rose would have only missed a three-game set vs. the Phillies.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Inspiring development to the Brendan Sorsby story. Remember, kids: Always bet on yourself.

[OLDSKOOLBBALL @oldskoolbballx]

This is what today’s NBA is missing: Dennis Rodman and Charles Oakley going at it, Jordan stepping in as the peacemaker, and MSG absolutely losing it.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Kids these days have no clue about Manu Ginóbili

[Vic Vela @VicVela1]

BREAKING: Renowned opera singer Enrico Palazzo has pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Michael Keaton wrapped up his Kent State commencement speech by saying “I’m Batman.”

And that is exactly why Michael Keaton rules.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@dieujuu Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko on College Football Playoff expansion talk:

"What does Mike Elko want? 40. Then I won’t get fired. It's ok to make it hard to get to the playoff."

Elko continued: "None of us are answering for the good of the sport. We’re answering for the good of ourselves."

(h/t @PeteNakos)

https://t.co/rwLWZyWvuy

[James Purchin @JamesPurchin]

Mike Tirico told me his secret.

It wasn't talent.
It wasn't luck.
It was what he does on every flight home.

A few years ago, I met him at a restaurant bar in Indianapolis during the Big Ten tournament. One of the biggest voices in sports.

He didn't lead with his résumé. He introduced himself. He asked questions. He cared about every person in the room before anyone cared about him.

Eventually, I asked him what made him great.

He said after every game he calls, on the flight home, he pulls up the broadcast and watches it back.

Listens to his own voice. Hunts for the misses. The dead air. The calls he wishes he could have over.

Every game. Twenty-plus years in.

He wasn't born world-class. He worked his way there one flight at a time.

The best in any room are usually the ones still grading themselves the hardest.

World-class isn't a personality.

It's a habit.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The force is strong in this one.. 😊

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Rooster. He has to wear a cone for the first time and he doesn't know how to act. 13/10 just gonna wait until it's over

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, which feels a bit passive-aggressive.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Jack Nicholson’s Mantel is Legendary

Happy 89th to a 3 x Oscar Winner 🎂