Black Jesus

Philosopher, musician, and lyrical wordsmith motha fuckin genius... I am also an amateur bootyologist. //_\\ [email protected] for Booking info and beats

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

@AHS_Warranty AHS offered me a free service due to all the mistakes made while fixing my refrigerator. After using the free service still billed. They finally admitted the mistake and refunded me but they’ve sent the mistaken charge to collections. This is insanity. Would not recommend

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

@AHS_Warranty Having a horrible time with AHS. My refrigerator (which is covered) is not being replaced. Been getting the run around for 2 weeks waiting for the technician to provide them w diagnosis. Called everyday for 2 weeks and 0 progress. Save your money and avoid this rip off company

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

@AHS_Warranty Having a horrible time with AHS. My refrigerator (which is covered) is not being replaced. Been getting the run around for 2 weeks waiting for the technician to provide them w diagnosis. Called everyday for 2 weeks and 0 progress. Save your money and avoid this rip off company

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

@AHS_Warranty Having a horrible time with AHS. My refrigerator (which is covered) is not being replaced. Been getting the run around for 2 weeks waiting for the technician to provide them w diagnosis. Called everyday for 2 weeks and 0 progress. Save your money and avoid this rip off company

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

@AHS_Warranty Having a horrible time with AHS. My refrigerator (which is covered) is not being replaced. Been getting the run around for 2 weeks waiting for the technician to provide them w diagnosis. Called everyday for 2 weeks and 0 progress. Save your money and avoid this rip off company

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

@no1mportant_hmm They done woke a nigga up, now I gotta see what the commotion is about

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

@no1mportant_hmm Lmao just resurrected for you my guy. To save your soul and shit. Other than than fuck twitter 😂

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Shouts out to @swagBLACKJESUS !!

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

@extremely_BAD mannnn... If I didn't always see the women of my generation tweeting stuff like this Id feel better about my options 4 a wife

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Has anybody else ever noticed the word "Therapist" spells "The rapist"??

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Its kinda funny that white people used to terrorize black people wearing hoods and now white ppl are terrified by black people wearing hoods

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Man, surprisingly I might like the 2 chains verse better than the Kanye verse.. It's just so IGNORANT 😏

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Tengo olores de dòlares

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

These niggas ain't on it @DirtyTroyCB ....

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Wish my timeline wasn't filled w/so much niggerish nonsense... Guess its my own fault tho. 😒

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Rollin dolo in the HOV

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

That moment when u walk into a convenience store and see a cop and for a split-second u think he's goin to to arrest u

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Homeless dude outside Hospital:Can you help me out with a $?

Me: no cash homie, sorry bro

Homeless dude: come on brotha I got them thangs!

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Women are like hurricanes, when the show up they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house away

[Black Jesus @swagBLACKJESUS]

Want one cuz they "cute"