Samantha

life so short but the monay so longg

[TheÐogeGlory @GloryDoge]

Dogecoin right now 😲

[Benito @btrog21]

Let me say this as clearly as I can:

You’re the reason why the U.S. will collapse into a fascist state.

You will not live long enough to suffer any consequences.

True strength leads to selfless actions, and this is as selfish as you can get.

You’re a weak, insecure man.

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Haven’t used Twitter to just let loose and vent and scream and kick and cry about life in a while. Might be creepin up again

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

meee pretending i don't see the grimace shake trendd

[Samantha @swagcat15]

my stats homework has me crying at the kitchen table, all because I don’t know how to CODE? are you KIDDING ME?

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Not this lady deadass unpacking her bag to wear her clothes in the MIDDLE OF THE BOARDING LINE because it didn’t fit the personal item box

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Me after a full 24 hours in Arizona 🙏😵‍💫 also it’s NINTY SEVEN ☀️

[Samantha @swagcat15]

The airport is a fever dream. I’m seated at 6 am at a closed Middle Ages brewery trying to learn statistical coding software for school, watching people INHALE breakfast sandwiches 🤢

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Update: had to make an appt at the Apple Store for tomorrow. My mac is SO old it cannot update, and it’s starting to go by the minute. ☹️ RIP

[Samantha @swagcat15]

This class has me downloading two different softwares onto my almost 10 yr old MacBook, my computer isn’t going to survive

[Samantha @swagcat15]

In my LAST semester I need to learn a whole new site from using Blackboard since like 8th grade, and use a math coding software? I don’t want the degree anymore lmao 😭

[Samantha @swagcat15]

I just wanna get rid of my furniture why do people on fb have to be like this

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Does life FEEL better after your like mid-20s? Cause I am absolutely rotting on the inside sometimes 🤪🥲

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Consider me done doing things for others.

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Pizza the hut is in the Mandalorian?

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Inadvertently watching the kids choice awards and JESUS the absolute stranglehold tiktok has on the generation growing up right now, remarkable and hilarious

[Samantha @swagcat15]

@SigmaAldrich Please I am BEGGING for the chocolates 🥲🥲❤️❤️🥲🥲 what a treat

[Phuckin Fightins @Derek9306]

@BoobieMilesXXIV Share this one instead

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Jk I just needed a mango white claw and now I feel better.

Happy New Year 🥳🥳

[Samantha @swagcat15]

Not me checking my email at this dungeon of a bar because I’d rather be home in my PJs but nobody listens so.

Happy New Year.