lydia scott

fear my wrath or suffer it (shingles warrior)

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

Never met a pair of those fuckass jorts that I didn’t hate. Have we lost our mind? Is the fashion inspiration your fucking father? I’m disgusted, SICK. I will never visit Utah for this reason, and maybe not Australia either. If trump could design a pair of shorts it’d be these

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@seanfizzle11 Change it back, they just paid $300 to do something that’s free

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

Just discovered a new conspiracy theory🎉🥳

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@seanfizzle11 U in 5 years haha

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@tonychestnut_ Break contact pls

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@pussy4prez PREACH

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

About to start asking people who wear cross necklaces to name three bible verses

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

It’s lonely being the alpha of my generation, don’t forget to check in on your exceptional friends (jokes, my unreasonably high IQ keeps me company)

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

Lowkey resent my mom for not consulting me on if I wanted to be born or not

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

Nearly offended that I’ve never been invited to circle jerk before, like wdym I’ll die before ever flicking beans with my buddies

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@tonychestnut_ @seanfizzle11 Computer

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

Feeling hostile don’t hmu

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@seanfizzle11 The least exciting thing about birthing hips is child birth - I prefer off label use

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

Thank FUCK for my birthing hips

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@seanfizzle11 Calm down Carrie (😲)

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@seanfizzle11 Typa hoe to put pineapple on pizza smh

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

I don’t fuck with the whole sweet and savoury mix, keep my ladies separate

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@tonychestnut_ Go to America

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

@tonychestnut_ When I make it as head of HR, trust I’ll be monitoring u closely for time theft in the workplace

[lydia scott @swagcentralll]

Inviting conflict into my life so I have a chance to test my one liners