helen 🦐

theyre adding a new rule to hockey and it has to do with love

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

hey your mannerisms looked really normal and natural today. when you walked around I couldn't even tell that there's something really off about you. keep up the great work

[🛒 @tayhader]

Rewatching the sheep detectives

[tao te chic @taotechic]

people want you to do well, when you go on a date that person wants it to go well so they can stop dating. when you interview for a job they want it to go well so they can finally hire someone. people want to watch, read, hear and experience good things. we’re rooting for you

[Strangelift @strnglft]

You like Radiohead because you aren’t smart enough for Ween.

[100 @yh_me2]

I’m a pervert with good moral conduct and ethics

[frankie ⁸ ₂₉ ⋆˚࿔ @ljubibuck]

i was watching an upload of the 1996 stanley cup finals and holy shit i’m so overstimulated

[n @dyslexiccunt]

animal control took away the dawg in me

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

seal doing astral projection

[rune sword @runesword1]

never laugh at my voice cracking again, kitten. you have been warned

[g 🌟 @hollanov871]

sorry I can't come out tonight, it's Sidney Crosby's birthday so I have to stare at images of him today. yeah no it's gonna be an all day thing

[NOELLE 🦭 @Sealyne_]

I quoting this image so fucking much

[helen 🦐 @swagchev]

tony soprano at the deli counter but he’s afraid of the supernatural: can i get a pound of gaba…. hold the ghoul