SwagMaster

social icon, fashionista, future athlete

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@Anthony99236175 Starbucks cashier: “thank you, next?”

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Me: “yeah can I please, please, please get the me espresso”
Starbucks cashier: “would you like that hot or cold”
me: “I think I’ll have it HOTTOGO” Starbucks cashier: “we will have that right out for you”
me: “goodluck, babe”

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

do you hawk de tuah 😂 RETWEET!!!

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@Anthony99236175 Merch?

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@BoneJameer Yes!

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@BoneJameer Another fire tweet @BoneJameer

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tom and Jerry chat before Cowboys/Raiders 🏈

(via @NFL)

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Yoga instructor: Alright, move to up dog now.

Me: What's up dog?

Everyone: *laughs hard*

Me: No, seriously what is up dog?

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It’s official this July after a lot of consideration and a great phone call with coach @briankelly I’m excited to announce my commitment to continue my academic and athletic career at Louisiana state university!!! Geaux tigers!

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Wow! Do these fire work or what?🤤

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Mount Everest? No, that’s my cousin.

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Mount Helena? No, that’s gross!

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@bigmikeheibz Use me as a dislike button

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Birkenstocks more like Birk N’ Socks

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New painting alert🚨

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@FatherRyan44 @BrendanONeill3 It costs 5 dollars

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Who would like me to draw them??

(Drawing = ⁦@BrendanONeill3⁩)

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@ethanayersman46 @BrendanONeill3 It costs 5 dollars

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@blancamack_ Awkward.

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Vans on the wall….. #GOAT #backtoschool #vans