emily

hi i am 10 years old and i have a gun

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝙺𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙽𝙴𝙳𝚈﹐ @cobwebsoul]

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https://t.co/cmLB466Dck

[emily @swagcroft]

all of you are fake and will be contacted by my lawyers

[emily @swagcroft]

who wants to watch me eat a bug

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝙺𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙽𝙴𝙳𝚈﹐ @cobwebsoul]

“enter text” HE’S OLD AF 😭

[emily @swagcroft]

who wants to watch me eat a bug

[emily @swagcroft]

maybe i need some grape juice to seal the deal

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

definitely not . they don't have any alcoholic contents —— and if they did I wouldn't be buying them for you .

[emily @swagcroft]

can you get drunk off animal crackers

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

Emily .. ?

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

Your cookies .

( placed right Infront of @swagcroft )

[emily @swagcroft]

i'll wait right here.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

okay . I'll be back with your frosted animal cookies ..

[emily @swagcroft]

yea. i want the frosted ones.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

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do you want me to go buy you some .ᐣ

[emily @swagcroft]

why are you here if not to give me animal crackers

[emily @swagcroft]

okay and.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

... I just got here .

[emily @swagcroft]

this is why i hate you

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

no .

[emily @swagcroft]

anyways do you got any animal crackers

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

Wh——okay. checks out .

[emily @swagcroft]

a stork i think

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

Where did you come from .

[emily @swagcroft]

you should.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳﹐ (silenced) @fugueled]

I have a #bad feeling about this.

[emily @swagcroft]

@exonerantgun / IN TEARSSSS

[emily @swagcroft]

i beg to differ

[⋮⟢ 𝗟 * .ᐟ @exonerantgun]

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Uh, no IT DIDN'T
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[emily @swagcroft]

/ ill sb everybody later im so fawking lazy rn feel free to unfollow