Elmo Relzig

The thoughts of a newborn double daddy: Big trouble with little whiners

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@haywardgallery #SpringAmongTheTrees Off the east hill in Hastings

[The Social Introvert🌙 @kammeic]

my first blog post! #consciouskids #parenting #consciousparenting
https://t.co/gCv2qWBrHr

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Today I am having to address twin a as Buzz and twin b as Woody. Oh, and I am Andy

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Twin As choice of clothes when it is 26 degrees

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Twin b has had chicken pox. Twin a now has it 17 days afterwards. Preparing for battle with the pox!

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"@BorisKingbojo: Did a piss out of a helicopter, wasn't even for charity." @rab_mcauley

[Boris Johnson @BorisKingbojo]

Did a piss out of a helicopter, wasn't even for charity.

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I want to taste the end of Alan Sugar's finger.

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If you try and draw David Milliband with your left hand while drunk it comes out like Ed Milliband.

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@Biggreenbooks hiya. Ivan Brett at Coldfall? Any chance? Would be great if you could sort it for us. Kids very excited about prospect...

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Both twins now officially walking. 16 months old. Only 1 month into being special needs. I'll let them off.

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@Biggreenbooks no worries. Will have to be summer term. End of April or may would be great

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@Biggreenbooks any news on Ivan?

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@Biggreenbooks awesome thanks

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@Biggreenbooks hi. Any news on @IvanBrett coming to year 4 at coldfall? Before Easter would be great

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A momentous day. Twin A taken first steps

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Oh my god. I have reached a whole new level of tiredness. Sometimes I forget my name.

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Half a day until 2 weeks holiday. Then going to try and rediscover the ancient tradition of 'the lie in'. Sounds interesting

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Twins now 4 months old and doing brilliantly. Waiting for the elusive 'sleeping through moment'. #sleepdeprived