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time flies at 28

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When somebody actually texts me 😂😂😂 https://t.co/zU7RO864yb

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My Twitter is full of gold I forgot how funny I was

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Has it been 4 years since I shot my last shot???? I guess I was serious when I tweeted this

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I’m taking one last shot then it’s over until I’m 30

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I went from teaching English in Mexico and Colombia to chef in the arctic circle with zero experience proves that life is a simulation

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After some cultural research, I’ve decided that if I’m going to marry someone, they have to be Filipino or Rural Latino. The focus on family and good relationships is a major factor in lifelong happiness

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I’m committing to my new fake persona cause new year new me is starting early, I have already deleted all my other social medias over a week ago, now it’s time for this one. The next tweet you see from me means I’m ready to come back to reality and be me again

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@anazelayaaa LSD in mexico part 2

[John @Tango_735]

@WomenPostingLs

[Nano Enjoyer @100almablanca2]

@WomenPostingLs

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I can’t wait to be an older man and pass down my wisdom to the youth

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If she has a lot of cleavage pics, she has no ass

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I got my swagger back

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But a wise man once said “some boobies are better than no boobies”

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Small titties with nice nipples >>>> big titties with ugly nipples

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If not I’m going to Colombia

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Running away to a new city again on Monday

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This time it’ll be different

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The King has found his Queen (for now)

[Dylan? @mumfordnpuns]

@bmendoza1017 im happy to let everyone know i (currently) have deleted tinder, im not saying im better than other ppl, but im not not saying that

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Happy birthday to the King of Tinder @mumfordnpuns

[taz @imisskobeandpop]

@hofheadlines Man best friend 💯