Phat Albert

I am Mr Rager

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun is gonna explode in 5 billion years

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Mads @europemaxxed]

me and my cigs against the world

[Gus @GusThoughts]

@Spurs_Latam

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

what it mean when u drop the blunt but u dont got no bitch

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[. @iHateMyBtch]

nggas had 13 years to stack $80

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

POV: Single moms coming out of nowhere trying to make Father’s Day about them.

[main scorer 🇨🇩 @01margiela]

nigga said he thought EBT was a cryptocurrency

[Fancy Boots @TexasFancyBoots]

“Please seek shelter at local bars”