AGENT: Yes, Mr. Lloyd, you're playing a villain next.
LLOYD: Be terrifying? Got it.
AGENT: Ha ha, not really. It's a kids movie.
LLOYD: Evil incarnate.
AGENT: It's based on a comic strip.
LLOYD: A fucking demon walking around in human skin.
Itโs been reported that russia has recruited Steven Seagal to teach martial arts to its soldiers.
Rumor has it that the Seagal-style running technique will be included in the training.
russian soldiers will now be able to run away from their positions with weird hand motions.
Trump says all the investigations against him are really not about him: โTheyโre not coming after me, theyโre coming after you. Iโm just standing in their way.โ