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🖐👁👄👁🦶 • they/them

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Gender envy = Get Low by Lil Jon

[Bob Vylan @BobbyVylan]

The new album can’t come out until there’s an Ed Sheeran feature on it.

[astrology bot @astrologybot_]

virgo, sleep with a sagittarius.

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Korean trot hits different idk what that’s abt but I be jamming

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

@trixiemattel Omg we call it the cat house

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

She called me pretty and I called her Brutus instead of beautiful STOPPPPSHDURJBFBR

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Also got this pick up line which was funny but it was a man so I swiped nope (this shit did not translate over well but that’s Bc I’m using a shit translator but idc)

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Just matched with a hot ass girl on tinder but I’m in France so wtf am I supposed to do, go “hey girl ur hot i would like to go on a date but sadly I will be leaving your country tmr”? like cmon man

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Almost got trafficked lol

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

@11bugz Kill it, good luck with court and just look in every drawer if what I said abt the Bobby pins were wrong

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

@11bugz We’re in London rn waiting for the next flight

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

@11bugz They’re in the downstairs bathroom either on the left side of the counter or in one of the far left drawers

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

@11bugz That’s a big job for arty sometimes she can’t even eat her food correctly

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

@11bugz True dat

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

SHE ALREADY HAS A ROOMMATE NOOOO

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Asked a girl to be my roomie for college and she hasn’t read or responded in like 2 days…. so this is what rejection feels like

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Also anyone who likes bread n butter pickles can go cut their tongue off they don’t deserve it

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Craving pickles rn

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

Ik for a fact this man is a father

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

@crumchy_ Hayden it’s not funny she complimented my shoes and then stabbed me in the back by barking... I saw her conspiring with her little friend

[lee @swaggerton_lee]

A little girl just barked at me I’m about to end the next generation