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if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

@hthrptty ALL GOOD I was just like oh no am I republican passing

[sergio tahini @_sergiotahini]

new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back until tomorrow morning

european office at 4pm:

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

@ChiaraToniolo01 Oh I want to swim in my sweat

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

@ChiaraToniolo01 Yeah this is my exact pain when I was trying to sell bedding and bras internationally haha and I was like ….do you also wanna pay $50 in shipping 😊

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

I told myself I would never buy anything on TikTok shop…..but then I got high and ordered a 12 pack of cheesecakes jfc I DONT HAVE THE FRIDGE SPACE

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

@ChiaraToniolo01 Market testing to see if they should invest in an eu warehouse - yall have diff bedding sizes and production requirements so it’s a process (lmao that I know this)

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

@ChiaraToniolo01 Needing a car for every single errand is my personal surburban nightmare

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i think heaven is a dive bar filled with my best friends

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

My superpower is shmoozing Airbnb owners to give me discounts

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

Hot take but I love living on the first floor because EVERYONE talks shit outside my window and I need the gossip

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

Having a crush on a man is the most embarrassing thing you can do

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

never let ur job prevent you from acting unemployed

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

I can’t believe we’re all just accepting $4 oysters aren’t expensive

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

I got pissed at work and dmed my instagram crush that I will go on his safari trip so Kenya see you soon!

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

I found out A Lot Like Love is unavailable to stream anywhere so I did the most boomer thing and dmed Ashton Kutcher bc that’s absurd

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

All I want to do is listen to the cranberries in the rain in Ireland

[swaggie @swaggiefoley]

I made friends in my cooking school and we have a group chat where we just send mediocre photos of things we cook I love it sm