Maggie Stephens Heidewald

Wannabe historian. Karaoke icon. Missing toe nail survivor. Strategic Partnerships @walmart. Formerly @TropicApp, @Klarna, @BigCommerce, @Oracle

[Maggie Stephens Heidewald @swaggiestephens]

@HOTDNewsHBO Daemon is having the longest acid trip ever

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Horror movie idea: you’re at a work dinner and discover that the person seated next to you is your mortal enemy of 5 years on Reddit. Only one of is getting out alive.

[Austine @theereal_one]

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen

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My grandma texts me like we’re in a situationship 😭😭

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@PizzaX The swim up bars that serve piña coladas

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Who wants to go to the Four Seasons in Orlando?

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@charliekclly Omg you’re so right

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Shit, it’s Tuesday LOL

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nobody:
me at 3pm on a Wednesday: YOU WANT ME DOWN ON EARTH BUT I AM UP IN SPACE

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@MorningBrew Damn what in the world is happening in Omaha, NE

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Why have I had the Taps bugle call stuck in my head since 9am. Please for the love of god make it stop.

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This had me howling LMAO

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I cannot stop thinking about this docuseries. I NEED ANSWERS.

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@kendallbybee 😅

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How did people with anxiety watch The Last Of Us

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@EvilMopacATX The leader of an MLM cult. Probably that Monat hair crap.

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This family has been through too much 😢heart failure was the official cause of death for Elvis.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴 NEW: Lisa Marie Presley, the singer-songwriter and only child of Elvis Presley, has been rushed to hospital after suffering a cardiac arrest, according to reports

https://t.co/lM4YR96bUs

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What is the secret to selling on @Poshmarkapp? I listed items and have received 150+ follows and likes but have no offers. Ya girl needs to clear out the closet.

[Maggie Stephens Heidewald @swaggiestephens]

Question to my friend: “Did you apply to Big Brother yet?”

Friend: “No, I need to do therapy first.”