Kate Schwerz

She/her. Filmmaker: scripit supervisor/camera op. Crochet business owner.

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

Permanent running thread: Markisms

For when he misspeaks a common phrase, or mishears song lyrics, or mishears something that someone said

Get ready for a good time!

(and remember that Mark is my 32 y/o husband, not a child 🤣)

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

Was I slightly influenced to buy the unnecessarily sexy Puss in Boots costume because I've been binging @grimmreadingpod and they both loved Puss in Boots? Yes. Did I enjoy being a sexy cat girl for the first time in my life? Also yes.

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

Picked up a copy of Grimm fairy tales to read in the store. I've been listening to so much @grimmreadingpod that I'm hearing Matt's voice in my head & picturing Adam's reaction to some of the more mad details. Can't wait to hear them read The Poor Miller's Apprentice & the Cat!

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

Hey @Google please know that if u just killed off the 2nd Gen #Chromecast on purpose, I'm not buying a new one. I'll find another solution or just buy a new smart TV.
Also, please fix the Chromecasts. Tech shouldn't expire after a few years just so I can boost ur sales 🙃

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@BChoulda @TinekeYounger01 Everyone knows that The Americas include all nations of North America and South America
But everyone also knows that when people say "Hey non-Americans," they mean people outside the US of A.

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@tothemax2050 The Spellshop by Sarah Beth Durst, but I haven't started it yet because I'm still listening to The Murders in Great Diddling by Katarina Bivald.

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@SmokeyBromides So no power locks or power windows for you, eh?
I know what you mean, but also, I've studied mythology enough to know you have to be VERY specific on what you wish for 😉

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@OrionThirsts Ugh my FIL is always making comments like this about my MIL right in front of her. I'm like, that's your wife, she cooks for you and is managing your meds for you, and you're gonna pretend you hate it? Not okay. It drives me crazy.

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@hashtagdooshbag Today I got this text thread:
I forgot about Tubl
Tubing
DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT! TUBI!

No way would anyone have texted that with T9 for 10¢ a pop. Typos got figured out & we moved on with our lives.

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Get Saddam had this super catchy song that lives rent free in my head. You dropped b*mbs on cartoony Saddam Husseins, and more & more Saddams came out as time went on. That was it. Not a good or memorable game, but the song has made it live in my brain forever.

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@Mansplainer_One @johncarp35 @thechosenberg My parents didn't, and almost none of my friends' parents did. Anecdotal and not statistically significant, sure, but that's 4 sets of Boomer parents for ya, which is definitely not 0.

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@johncarp35 @thechosenberg He's 54, that makes him Gen X. Boomers are all over 60 by now :)

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@ATT you need to do better. Update your website. They told us the same thing TWO MONTHS AGO. U gonna tell me it takes u 2 months to change some text on ur website? For real??? Shame on you.

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@ATT's website shows $55/mo for 300Mbps internet.
My bill is $70.
They're saying the price has been raised, there is no more $55/mo plan, but the site hasn't been updated. New customers will be charged $70/mo according to them.
Isn't that fraud? Advertise 1 price, charge another?

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@gmail my MIL emailed me her flight itinerary so I can know where she's at & when. Yall assumed it's MY flight, automatically added all flights to my calendar, and started sending me notifications abt weather at her destinations. How can I stop this?
I'm in Michigan, not San Jose

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

@paramountplus why do I pay for u when it doesn't work on my browser I've tried Firefox & Chrome. Firefox won't play at ALL. On Chrome I have to refresh the page every 15 min bc the content is suddenly "not available." Error codes 3005 and 3304, but I'm not using ad blockers.

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

I'm moving to Blu3$ky, same username, default domain. Find me there :) I have some threads here I wanna save and then I'll probably deactivate this account bc heck it here!

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

Jim Messina looks horrifyingly like a frog. A frog who convinces girls that he'll turn into a prince if they kiss him, but really he just turns into a pedophile.

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Y'know the infamous Starbucks cup in GOT? or ever notice someone's shirt be buttoned, then unbottoned, then buttoned again, but u never saw them change it? It's a script supervisor's job to make sure that doesn't happen. Or clocks in the bg bouncing around in time. etc

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It's funny how many people involved in indie film don't know what a script supervisor is. Ppl at a local filmmakers mixer will be like "Oh do u write scripts? Consult on them? Edit them?" nah bro I'd say I'm a writer or a script editor if that's what it was 🤣

[Kate Schwerz @swagglebutt]

It still hurts so much that my cousin is gone. Every time a memory with her pops up on FB it's so bittersweet bc we had good times, but we should get to have SO many more. Fuck leukemia so hard.