Chris Williams

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

The final photos of James Gandolfini, who passed away 13 years ago today after suffering a fatal heart attack in Rome.

His last meal included four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beers, two orders of fried king prawns, and a large serving of foie gras.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

Here’s an oil painting I made of Raft Wars

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

this is her lebron dive vs nuggets performance

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

Tell em Anne Hathaway & Bron still doing it

[Matty @bestestname]

Boomers give the best career advice for landing a bank teller job in 1982

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

while the rest of you played Goat Simulator
some of us are living it

[MaverickSZN 🇦🇺 @Maverick_SZN]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
1st Feb, 3pm

u shuld trade luka. for anthony davis

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Grok, make her 6’9” 250 lbs with a 40 inch vertical and the first overall pick in the 2003 nba draft

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking

[tara @proletarat]

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw type push carts on railroad tracks anymore

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

a white boy in motion stays in motion

[bag @mookiebag]

Bruh get yo big ass in the dodgers bullpen

[James Mirtle @mirtle]

So uh what happens if everyone runs out of players?

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

start diggin in yo hut twin

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

21-years old Yves Saint Laurent at Christian Dior's funeral (1957)