Jojo

Amateur artist, expert procrastinator, and complete and utter hack comedian.

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

these posts always talk about YA novels like theyre star wars

[fran 🤎 @cjcreggswife]

just talked to a 14 year old who didn’t know what the fault in our stars was we’re losing ancient texts

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

why not? i would

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

i have the app again and hopefully it's for a limited time...

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

leave it to post-endgame hollywood to have the wrong takeaways from success

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

(via @THR)

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

republicans attacked obama for being black and said he was from kenya. chill out, tim

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

we are a country where our president tries to clean and repair a national monument and half the country insults him and tries to block it

what the ever living fuck is wrong with these people

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

isnt that what he also said about the age of consent? 🤔

[yeet @Awk20000]

FinesseFave asks Jerry Seinfeld to drop a Free Palestine after the Knicks game

"It doesn't exist”

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

if it's any consolation, just know that these people are equally miserable since, unlike those actually at the top of the social ladder, theyre not really winning. theyre just losing a tad less than others

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

The future depends on your ability to remain indifferent to this

[onion person @CantEverDie]

@lymanstoneky your science checks out

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@Variety “The anti-monopoly department, owned by President Monopoly, has approved the monopoly”

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

nazi germany famously negotiated to have berlin be totally destroyed

[𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐩 @geshclip]

JD Vance:

If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

critical drinker is like e;r for racist redditors instead of racist 4chan users

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

you cannot be transactional with ethnonationalism. it's zero sum by design. i mean, you technically can. but it leaves your business model shaky and a good chunk of your audience perpetually miserable

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

it sucks to bring up but this sort of racism thats only hands-off on jewish people is the reason guys like tucker carlson and nick fuentes are gaining traction in conservative spaces

[Variety @Variety]

Gene Shalit, Longtime 'Today Show' Film Critic, Dies at 100 https://t.co/EZ2du4Ak87

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

What about a ban on beheading ?

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.

[Jojo @swaggosaurus77]

i dont think benny boy knows the difference between 1 million and 1 trillion. how sad

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Multimillionaire paid by multibillionaires very angry at trillionaire

[Cherry! @ToonyCherry_]

Right-wingers be like: Yeah I base my politics off of a Warhammer parody from the guys who made Racist Mario.