Patrick

[Patrick @swaglordpat]

can you believe this girl likes me even with these brows? thats fuckin tight

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Here is a running list of controversies surrounding both Texas Senate candidates.

James Talarico:

• Has wifi on his campaign van
• A rumor about him being vegan

Ken Paxton:

• Gave his pedophile friend an Epstein style sweetheart deal that allowed him to be released from prison after just a couple of weeks despite repeatedly raping a young boy.

• Impeached by his own party for blatant corruption.

• Indicted on securities fraud charges.

• Reported by his own staff for selling his position of power, 8 staffers wrote to the FBI concerning his actions in office, many of which were fired for speaking out.

• Forced to pay restitution to the fired employees (millions from tax payers)

• Caught on camera stealing a $1,000 pen, refusing to give it back until being threatened with arrest.

• Had an affair with a woman, who was employed by a guy he was giving preferential treatment by Paxton’s office.

• Illegally voted in Texas state elections, registered at the wrong address.

[Bready @BreadyFPS]

Foreman: he can't possibly have brain cancer he's only 16 and shows no symptoms
Patient: can't wait till I go home and get to play Cloak and Dagger
House:

[Wonderkitty, Eldritch Anarchist 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

THEY ARE DELIBERATELY MISEDUCATING THE CHILDREN.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

It would be funny if it weren’t so painfully true.

Texas used to pride itself on pushing back against Washington DC. States’ rights. Freedom. Local control. Individual liberty.

It’s gone. It’s all gone.

Greg Abbott has destroyed Texas to pad his own pockets.

We’re DONE.

[Benji Backer @BenjiBacker]

This should anger every conservative, independent, and liberal American.

They’re destroying Big Bend National Park with absolutely zero impact on illegal immigration.

Absolutely backwards in every way.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Greg Abbott has received millions from Elon Musk and other tech billionaires in exchange for basically giving Texas away to data centers with zero guidelines, guardrails, or regulations - AND gave them MASSIVE tax breaks to come here.

He quite literally sold us out.

The only answer now is to vote HIM out.

Gina for Governor.

[Patrick @swaglordpat]

@BreadyFPS We ALL believe that 🙄

[Ars Lunar🌙 @ars_lunar]

Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my troopers in boiling tar and they scream loud afffff

[nohost @nohost_dev]

this fight is giving a lot of people trouble

without a proper explanation of all the systems it's pretty hard to brute force tbh. here's how i beat clem

[red☆ @lared_jawrence]

june so far

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[cal @calwya]

do ur research 🤷

[🌺 nickibreeki @nickibreeki]

i fucking loved this gif dude..

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America. 

He embodies the broken system we’re running against.

It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Ken Paxton has won the Republican nomination for US Senate in Texas and will face James Talarico in November.

Paxton was impeached by his own party for bribery and corruption, said the Uvalde school shooting was “God’s plan,” and offered a child rapist a 1-day jail sentence.

[Patrick @swaglordpat]

@BreadyFPS Playing gambit like it’s cnd you pig

[Patrick @swaglordpat]

@fabriziocce @jeffwyls @BreadyFPS Jeff player

[Patrick @swaglordpat]

@BreadyFPS You didn’t even know moon girl existed last week.

[TSM GURU @Gurululz]

configs now officially banned in rivals gg

[Gilbert @GilbertNoodle]

How to play venom like a PRO (gilbert noodle)