Connor Gordon

Smoke Meowt

[Nacho Picasso @NachoPicasso]

Bitches be coked out taking big poops in public restrooms then walk out twerkin shit air everywhere.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

[AK @sunsetmusk]

Every 6 months I realize how stupid I was 6 months ago

[laura “on the other website too” cavegift @cavegift]

i deserve and can be trusted with roof access to every building

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

You piss me off in da car just kno the next song bout you

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Oh look here comes mr loves his job! Fuck you

[luka sabbat @whoisluka]

I was a virgin before I met you baby!
I don’t have an ex!

[ً @444lad]

ain't no way god think i'm this strong dawg

[her_mums_favourite 🇵🇸 @suli__03]

Every couple activity is cringe until it's my turn

[sara @peaaachesxx]

Pls don’t try to get to know me i am better as a concept

[𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi_ftw]

this could be us

[jess @die4disco0]

howdoyoufeelaboutbeingmysidebitch

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

The best part about renting is getting to pour cooking oil down the drain

[Tay @taymykal]

weed smokers be like it's 9am time to make myself retarded

[໊ @user0000O0]

all your secrets are safe with me bc i’m on xanax

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

good luck finding me after 5 drinks,

i've gone for a stroll

[໊ @user0000O0]

i don’t actually exist if you ever met me you’re schizophrenic

[malky @malkyyyyy]

im eating sandwiches you’ve never heard of in parks you’ve never been to