lil c ✨

say what you mean and mean what you say and say it with your fucking chest....... but only if it’s nice

[lil c ✨ @swagmasterc_]

it is SO sad how lack of support at a job can take away your passion after getting that degree you worked so hard for in college

[lil c ✨ @swagmasterc_]

offered to buy someone a drink and it came out to be almost $9……

[lil c ✨ @swagmasterc_]

i hate being the nice person…

[lil c ✨ @swagmasterc_]

how this woman in a wheelchair and named her son “walker”

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

he gets me

[lil c ✨ @swagmasterc_]

someone take my teaching license away…

one of my kids: Jorge, your girlfriend is gonna be mad at you
me: Jorge has a girlfriend?
the kid: you didn’t know?
me: i didn’t know Jorge liked girls

the whole class: YOOOOOOO!!!

[sbrbn.wifeyy @missfineeeee]

Ngl I’ll do whatever my man tell me if he treating me right .

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

the reason you gone get blessed in the end is cause you didn’t do people the way they did you

[MOODY CANCER🃏 @1myab_]

You can’t teach a nigga no shit like this it gotta be in him

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi]

Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t eaten your Croissantosaurus...

[QRIS @NoTownCas]

It’s always some shit happening. The only thing that’s consistent is my doggos vibes

[lil c ✨ @swagmasterc_]

there is something terribly wrong with me… whenever i’m with someone that’s completely boring me i can’t stop yawning omg

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

why did he send me this

[lil c ✨ @swagmasterc_]

bc no one who’s actually put together wants to be a prostitute

[Yeeaah @lovergiiirll]

Why do prostitutes always look rough?? I’ve never seen a put together one.. and men really be paying to have sex w them