😌💅

La semana es santa, pero yo no 💜

[😌💅 @swagmastercruz]

Starting the journal entry without an intro: boring, overused, who are you writing to? 🤨
Starting the journal entry with dear diary: professional, different, now we have an audience

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Even in this outage, Teams continues to perform seamlessly like the apocalyptic cockroach that it is.

[★ lucian ʕꈍᴥꈍʔ @ruggedrookie]

if u catch me standing next to meg thee stallion and i don't have this exact huge cheesy grin on my face the whole time then girl i have been killed and replaced, run

[cie @Iesbianbarbie]

liquor? yeah i mean if she'll let me!

[😌💅 @swagmastercruz]

Someone needs to study why I have more game up here in NYC than in the south 😭

[Laura 🐦‍⬛📖 @sollarias]

ele parecendo um colchão de ar com válvula 😭😭😭😭😭

[😌💅 @swagmastercruz]

Edibles and 2 Guinness is a crazy mix

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

waking up next to your pet and realizing you both slept peacefully together is one of life's sweetest little things.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Bears FC in 24 hours

-Beat the Bucs in Primetime
-Saved someone from taking their life
-Became 1st in the NFC North

This the greatest FC in sports bro

[Zazzy 👄 @fw_zazzy]

the hottest girl you know is probably a stoner

[☆ elliott ♡ @ahttba]

i heard it's fuck green bay over here dawg move along 😋

[😌💅 @swagmastercruz]

You all are so welcoming! Love this community 😤😤😤

[😌💅 @swagmastercruz]

I’m sorry everyone but I’m officially a bears fan.

BEAR DOWN.

[⋆˚࿔ 𝕐𝕦𝕣𝕚 ♪˚⋆ @treatmachanwell]

If I kill myself then I'm just no longer a burden

[Post Eberflus Clarity @LobotomySZN]

@swagmastercruz Welcome to the gang!!!!! Happy to have you with us. We on a bye so take a nap but we ride at dawn.

[😌💅 @swagmastercruz]

@LobotomySZN Not the Malort 😂

[Joey @CalebGoatQB1]

“Luther’s concussion actually saved someone else’s life that night”

[ً @artfuIchaos]

[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry

[Buffalo Br0 @buffalobr0]

2026 and we still don't have protein NyQuil. Guess it's fuck me then

[⋆˚࿔ 𝕐𝕦𝕣𝕚 ♪˚⋆ @treatmachanwell]

Never venting again I've got no idea who the Chicago bears are I'm Australian 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭