Sarah Wagner

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[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

Drake ➡️ Peter Piper ⏰ 08:23 🦶 15 https://t.co/QKYuSANX3c #thewikipediagame via @mattmorrison01

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

Do you think there is a Marvel Multiverse timeline where How I Met Your Mother has a better ending? 🤔 #himym

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

Okay sooo who wants to watch the upcoming #FriendsReunion with me? I have #HBOMax and wine 🍷

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

@Jackiesafari 😂😂 I can attest to this lol

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

It’s a beautiful day to be a #ClevelandBrowns fan.

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

@RealDanGriffin

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

When my husband first wakes up:
Me: “There’s a rice cooker outside.”
Him: “There’s a nice hooker outside??” 😅 #ohmy

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

Started my day off in authentic FL fashion by rolling into Publix and immediately being told “Ma’am, you can’t buy beer before 8am.” 😂 😅 #butwhynot

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Dexter, Everyone's Favorite Fictional Serial Killer, Is Coming Back https://t.co/pwh1GxpTAY

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

My husband @RealDanGriffin I thought Dua Lipa was that app everyone uses to learn new languages (insert face palm here)

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

@TellTruthABC I wanted to let you know that I was TODAY years old when I learned “Will the real *insert name* please stand up” is actually a 64-year-old phrase from the OG show, and was not invented by Eminem aka the Real Slim Shady c. 2000... 😅

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

Your move @realdangriffin #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

.@TaylorSwift13 and @BrendonUrie are awesoME. 🦋 #VoiceFinale

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

RT to #VoiceSaveMari https://t.co/jjGJdWkAWg

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

RT to #VoiceSaveReagan https://t.co/hXwI1MfYwX

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

RT to #VoiceSaveLynnea https://t.co/hXwI1MfYwX

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Browns are now going into their FOURTH overtime game of the season 😳

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

Why did no one tell me that a Fake Random Ted Talk Generator existed? This is hysterical 😂 https://t.co/UY7DfKtgAC Internet, you win today.

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

@SarahE_Wilson @SarahE_Wilson message me because I want to talk about this with you 😂😂

[Sarah Wagner @swagner812]

My favorite things about @hqtrivia was the CRISPR question and then just @TheRock in general. Amazing.