Anderson

Nothing to see here.

[Anderson @swainand]

@lunwi75 Nah he set it up at Odysseus’s house for when he got home

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

>spends entire adult life focused on going to war with Iran
>gives up all dignity to pursue it
>finally gets war with Iran
>watches Iran win
>dies

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Anderson @swainand]

@electrikleftist @TheJakeChristie What’s keeping steam afloat?

[. @tosinmm_]

I know Mexicans are Catholics but they should try something other than crosses.

[Anderson @swainand]

@chajamamama @AngeluchoLink @JezziiB No echí al machucao wn

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Shrimpdon🦐 @shrimpdon_]

ecuador played like a team that doesn't know that their country has a top 5 homicide rate in the world

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

“El Mundial ya no da la misma emoción que antes”

Yo viendo al portero de Curazao haciendo 15 atajadas y dejar su portería en 0 contra Ecuador:

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite basketball team has De'Aaron Fox holding the basketball in the clutch” is real. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

[Anderson @swainand]

Crazy that the Alaskan/Hawaiian flight attendants are simultaneously the worst at giving the flight instructions and the most likely to dump you in the pacific

[Michael @aGuyOnMyPhone]

When asked explicitly “who is my neighbor” Jesus tells a parable in which the answer is a persecuted racial minority which he deliberately sets up in contrast to the members of your tradition, blood, culture, etc who bear power and prestige

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Anderson @swainand]

@justuseapen @malmesburyman @FrailSkeleton @L0m3z Why not? Because they're cowboys?

[Anderson @swainand]

@nicknactax @GeorgieGirlLvp This is also a wr. Now do a linebacker

[arshia @arshia__]

it's such small brain energy to ask me which team i'm rooting for.......i'm rooting for the game of basketball. i'm rooting for beauty and drama and for wemby to elbow sga in the neck

[Anderson @swainand]

@vivian39_ The actual number of people going to outer darkness according to Mormonism is like two. Cain and Judas are the only ones I know of off the top of my head

[Anderson @swainand]

@NotaSkaven @vivian39_ It’s described as just being removed from existence if I remember correctly. Haven’t been to Sunday school in a while

[Anderson @swainand]

@EthanPerri1334 @CaponesBones @donaldmorganjr @Gravantus ITT people exposing that they haven’t read the odyssey

[Anderson @swainand]

@getfiscal Do you think they didn’t have genetics or linear algebra in 1983?