Sean Swain

THE TRUTH IS DANGEROUS...
Sean Swain is anarchist prisoner without a legal conviction being held in various state prisons across the United States for writings.

[Sean Swain @swainrocks]

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what you can do to end it.

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I am a bullet through the brainpan of the body politic. A needle in its veins. A vote for me is a vote for the next Paleolithic.

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DUHmocracy and freeDUMB have outlived themselves. Time to dance naked around a bonfire where DC used to be.

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I have it on good authority Trump won't be the only felon running for President. SWAIN 2024. DISRUPT EVERYTHING.

[Sean Swain @swainrocks]

Pat Robertson Finally... His best role: mulch.

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Pat Robertson, who lost election God told him to run in...

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Pat Robertson... business partner to genocidal tyrant Charles Taylor... homophobe who persuaded Reagan to slow walk AIDS vaccine...

[Sean Swain @swainrocks]

Pat Robertson died. Hey, maybe there IS a God. Won't Pat be shocked when he meets Her.

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Hopefully, BOP won't retain his body. He should be liberated, even posthumously.

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Ted was a super genius. If you haven't read "Industrial Society and Its Consequences," read it.

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Just recorded Sunday segment for Final Straw Radio Show, a tribute to the life of Ted Kaszcynski.

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HARRY & MEGAN NEW DOCUMENTARY...

I saw the ticker that there's a new trailer for Harry and Megan and I thought, "Wow... They're really slumming it. They went from mansions to a trailer."

Why are royals and ex-royals interesting?

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One of the survivors was asked what the experience was like. He licked his balls and then took a nap. So did the dogs.

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PLANE CRASH WITH RESCUE DOGS ON BOARD...
Everybody survived this crash thanks to quick thinking by the pilot, Fido. Company announced it will review its policies and may require all pilots in the future to be humans.

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TRUMP RUNNING AGAIN...
Didn't this guy get tired of pretend-losing yet? He's gonna pretend-lose just as bad in 2024 as he did in 2020. The Venezuelan-controlled voting machines and satanic molester democrats still rule...

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GENERAL MILLEY ON CHINA AND TAIWAN...
Wait. What? Did somebody discover OIL in Taiwan? Is the U.S. really going to defend HUMAN RIGHTS? I'm dumbstruck. I had to have heard that wrong...

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I think we should make this a sport. A combination of racing, bowling, and... well... just hating cops.

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GUY HITTING POLICE RECRUITS WITH CAR...
Everybody mad becuz some guy sped down the sidewalk and ran over 25 police recruits. It wasn't even his fault. He honked.

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TRUMP BACK ON TWITTER...

Everyone is talking about Elon Musk restoring Donald Trump to Twitter. Who is this Donald Trump guy?

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Fox Youngstown has fucked up my whole holiday season, opting out of World Cup coverage. They advertised for months. Now they're showing a Humana paid commercial at 5:30 am. No shit.